# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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