Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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