Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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