tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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