i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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