Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I could fuck to npr.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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