So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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