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  • for real, i dont think jesus would be too offended. turtles are pretty fucking cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:53am
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  • I don't think "cute" is what JC was going for, so you're probably ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:24pm
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  • unless 5:32 was going for some joke, in which case he/she is still retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:40pm
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  • Jesus is the SUN of God.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:32pm
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  • I LIKE TURTLES! <3 that video.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:12pm
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  • Watch Zeitgeist and you'll understand 5:32.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:03pm
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  • Turtles are fucking adorable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:54pm
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  • Turtles > Jesus, cause turtles are still alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:40pm
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  • since when are shaved cunts CUTE, 6:34? :\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:26pm
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  • what the fuck is "fapped" im going to assume you're either brittish, canadian, or australian so GTFO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:15pm
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  • Obviously 5:32 was joking, hence the Caps..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:45pm
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  • 5:32 is retarded and spelt son wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37pm
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  • Now there's an unexpected juxtaposition, 6:34.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • God, apparently, made Jesus "homely" and turtles cute so that's gotta say something. and why would you want Jesus to be cute? that's gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:39am
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  • I bet Jesus jacked it. I mean, he may've been the son of god n shit.. But he was still human. I mean, 13 yo Jesus was probably pimply and jackin it all the time. Sneakin sips of wine n shit, gettin tipsy. You know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:56pm
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  • Jesus and the Easter Bunny are equally as real as each other. I wouldn't be too worried.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Mar 10, 12 at 4:21pm
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  • Hahaha made my night :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:24am
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  • Jesus wasn't handsome. It says so in the Bible that God made him "homely" (A.K.A. Ugly) on purpose so people would listen to him and not constantly stare at him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:38pm
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  • Sheridan represent...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:26pm
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  • jesus never fapped. its such a sin to jerk off because your not trying to reproduce so you cant cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:05pm
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  • damn... time to start building the giant golden turtles...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:33am
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  • no. because no one wants to watch a most likely shitty movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:16pm
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