I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
that may or may not have been my penis.
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