I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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