god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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