yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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