So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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