obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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