i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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