Its about making memories worth repressing
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Randomize
