question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The air was thick with penises
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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