is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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