: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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