Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
3 2 1 whiskey
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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