what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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