We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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