Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
