Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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