Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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