he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
either way he was missing a nipple.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
no more duck duck goose at the bar
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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