No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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