Non-Jews are for practice
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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