What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
smell my finger.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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