So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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