It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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