listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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