he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize
