How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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