I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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