If i come over, it means nothing
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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