just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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