Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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