i've had this happen to me before. if you hitting a girl doggystyle facing your headboard it builds up quite a bit of pressure and when you pull out you get some solid range on your moisture missile. i shot it on the back of her head / the headboard lol so then we took a shower together.
12:26am
Are you really that fucking stupid?!? Have you never seen the black light tests done at hotels on the news? Why would it be so implausible for someone else to do that on their bed after having seen it done on TV? Some people do already have black lights in their room. God you must be stupid. A word of advice, stop pushing in the Q-tip when you first feel resistance.
6:11 darling...oh please. "Obtain sex"? He's pulling out because that's better than wearing a glove.
As for the headboard thing, ehh understandable, considering the "masterpiece" bit, you're either having a lot of lonely nights or a lot of not so lonely ones...Good to know you do clean your sheets every once in a while.
HAHAHA, 2:41.
Although I will say, I still own a blacklight from way-back-when.
Not sure if it's still working, though. I should find it sometime.
I don't even want to know what my sheets look like right now, though. =/
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