I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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