I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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