i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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