Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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