I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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