try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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