can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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