he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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