I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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