just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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