Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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