She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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