Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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