And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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