Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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