Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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