So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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