I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
