he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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